

Long Live The Queen is a slow-paced, cozy evening kind of game, good for folks who like numbers and critical thinking. “If you’re the sort who can sink your teeth into a full afternoon of tabletop strategy, you’ll be happy here. I guess that’s the lesson: you can’t build a successful Arya without adding a little Sansa.” While Week 5 shares two song names from two completely different mods: Deep-Sea Date (Chill) and VS. Week 4 shares a song name (specifically, Rage) with The Blue balls Incident mod. You would think studying poison and espionage would have saved me from this espionage poison, but instead, a list of other skills, skills I never studied, princess skills, were key to avoiding this fate. Week 3 shares a song name with one of the menu songs for The Weeg Mod (Night Sky).

“Somehow it never occurred to my princess, whom I’d lovingly crafted into a tense, paranoid warlord, that she shouldn’t empty a box of mysterious mailcandy into her mouth.

By the end of my first successful playthrough, I had summarily butchered everyone who even thought about looking at us funny, forced the princess into a continuous state of docility and lied my way through every social encounter possible. It's also likely to make a monster out of you. “Each time the protagonist dies, you find yourself coming back with a vengeance, determined to try a new strategy, a different approach to her upbringing.
